A masterful lesson in the dying art of the double entendre

Here are the girls from the in-no-way-banal ratings winner Loose Women, stubbornly refusing to lazily toss a log of generalisation on the cosy fire of worn out gender stereotypes.

First, brassy Wakefield warbler Jane McDonald applies some hansomely broad brush strokes to an illuminating coat hanging issue, and how it highlights some fundamental, and (evidently universal) differences between men and women. Clearly keen not to stop there, our heroins then nobly dodge a cliche which could easily be fired at themselves : all middle aged women find cheap, fruity inuendo menopause inducingly hilarious.

http://tinyurl.com/y9z7dem

(Just to be clear, they are actually talking about cocks.)

I'm off to try my very hardest, despite my limitations - to fold a coat and wash a plate.

*Jane McDonald's Platinum selling album Jane is available, somewhere probably.